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Dirty Beard

by 50 Helens

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Well just plug me in and I'll glow like Rudy's nose You'll eat as many cheese balls as Aunt Glady can roll You know that sleighs fly, gotta twinkle in my eye You gotta write a list, and I'ma tell you all why So tell me who you wanna be kissin' under the mistletoe standin' there smilin' and wildin' So listen, in my heart, just wanna see snow make creations from candy, and drink cocoa! Let it flow like a sled ride 'cause when the snow's high we like to ride and glide I've got depth of presents 'neath my tree, y'all so why don't you climb up on my knee, y'all and tell me Whatcha whatcha whatcha want (for Christmas) check out the sack of booty that I flaunt So where'd you get your information from, huh? You think that you can front when Annunciation comes? Down the chimney I flow without no stopping I'll leave your floors all muddy so you better get mopping from town-to-town, kickin it house-to-house but I'll never wake you up 'cause I'm as quiet as a mouse Well it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a sleigh with your sack and an elf at the end of the day Believe in me, and if you're nice you'll get good loot If you're sneaky, you'll get coal as black as boots The lights are shining so bright this time these lights aren't losing their shine That's right, the lights are shining so bright this time these lights aren't losing their shine So whatcha whatcha whatcha want (for Christmas) check out the sack of booty that I flaunt So where'd you get your information from, huh? You think that you can front when Annunciation comes? So whatcha whatcha whatcha want So whatcha whatcha whatcha want So whatcha whatcha whatcha want So whatcha whatcha whatcha want for Christmas?

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Year 3 for these festive friends. All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood.

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released December 25, 2019

Anne, Beth, Chafe, Franki, Mel, Neal - Bass, bells, drums, guitar, piano, tuba, vocals.

Recorded by Chafe and Neal. "Mixed" by Neal. Photo by Neal, graphic execution by Chafe.

Frannie and Watson - moral support.

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50 Helens Kalamazoo, Michigan

6 friends, two states, decades and decades of holiday classics.

Franki, Anne, Mel, Beth, Chafe, Neal.

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